I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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