jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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