were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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