Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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