She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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