I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I cut my penus on the lid.
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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