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I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for

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(757): View more from Virginia

I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk

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(678): View more from Georgia

NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree

(404): View more from Georgia

YES.

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(315): View more from New York

I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.

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(714): View more from California

i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.

(262): View more from Wisconsin

i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.

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