why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
