Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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