I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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