So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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