do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We’re leaving where are you
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