Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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