belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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