I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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