It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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