Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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