You just made me feel so damn special
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
My vagina just recognized that song.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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