I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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