My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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