Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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