I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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