The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh god the rape fog is back!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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