Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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