My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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