I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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