Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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