I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
How's work?
Spinning.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
All the doctor said was why
wow bdsm is so cute
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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