whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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