with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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