i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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