Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
