god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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