You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I am one with the molecules
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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