So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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