k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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