defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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