Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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