It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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