sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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