okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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