Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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