In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is Oprah even human
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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