so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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