Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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