Define "chronic" masturbator.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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