I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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