I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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