That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Let's paint friendship bongs
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.