i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk