Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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