Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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