Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(661): View more from California

how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?

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(530): View more from California

regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle

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(636): View more from Missouri

I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.

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(207): View more from Maine

Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us

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(205): View more from Alabama

Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.

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(941): View more from Florida

I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that

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