I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum