I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet