dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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