But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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