Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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