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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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Green mimosas i think yes
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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