those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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