Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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