I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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