just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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