Have you finally orgasmed yet?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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